Antiperspirant

Advanced Solid
The finest street-legal antiperspirant you can get. Whether you know it or not, a 24/7 odor and wetness cockfight is going on in your armpits. You have an armpit emergency and must arm yourself with a nuclear-powered antiperspirant. Old Spice Pro Strength antiperspirant is the dam that will prevent massive pit flooding.
Clear Gel
We like to think of this antiperspirant as the Abraham Lincoln of antiperspirant, able to transcend time but remain clear and obvious. If you can follow our little simile, this antiperspirant/deodorant goes on clear but lasts long. We’re not saying Lincoln wore it, but if he were alive today, we think he might.
Ever Clear
Inspired by the same high-level thinking that brought about nude-colored bathing suits worn by international female supermodels, Everclear is an anti-perspirant that you can wear and no one will know. Except for you of course, allowing your self-confidence to rise faster then a condominium tower in Dubai with the knowledge that you smell great and at the same time are not at risk for developing unsightly residue. An occurrence so historically unpleasant and embarrassing that it came to be known in many ancient tribes as "white poo of the demon fox".
High Performance Solid
If your armpits are in a deep recession, bail them out from wetness and odor with Red Zone High Performance Solid. Export manly smells and import ladies, knowledge and stories you’ll tell your great grandchildren. This deodorant is a straight-shooting policymaker.
Invisible Solid
This is an antiperspirant you will find in the medicine cabinets of haunted houses. That’s because it’s spooky how good it works. It goes on clear, and lasts all day. Don’t be frightened by its manly yet invisible power.
Aerosol Spray
Men like stuff in highly pressurized metal canisters. That’s a fact. That’s because aerosol is mysterious. How do microscopic beads of antiperspirant/deodorant “spray” out of a nozzle, coat your pits and provide long lasting sweat and odor protection? Sometimes it’s best not to ask questions when faced with magic. |